You can't go a day without laughter...
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im blowing up a rubber chicken
why the heck hasn’t anyone said i’m blowing a cock yet
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- police: *knock knock*
- me: whos there
- police: theres been an accident
- me: theres been an accident who
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(via melmoz)
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A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She’s someone who loves and cares for you and tells you stories. She’s the angel voice that bids you good night, kisses your cheek, whispers, “Sleep tight.”
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(via paradeofspiders)
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(via playstationthree)
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one time i was at the bar pounding back a few cold ones with the guys and some dude called me a faggot i was so pissed i almost sucked his dick right there i was so fucking pissed
(via zackisontumblr)
